If necessity is the mother of invention, in my case, curiosity was definitely the father. My second son would not sleep without being held, which made for some very long nights. I was so curious about the role my touch...

For centuries, Dads have preyed on helpless unsuspecting children and partners for their own amusement. Today I pay homage to those that have gone before and survived to tell the tale. HERE ARE MY TOP 10 EYE-ROLLERS: Victim: I'll call...